Here are some silly questions that someone sent me. I thought it would be fun to answer them with Mr. D. We actually answered them separately, not seeing the others answer until I typed it here! They are really corny! You will see that he just answers the questions with no explanation. I, on the other hand, have to give some explanation. Maybe it's just a guy thing.....just the facts! Anyway.......this is us!
1. What would your husband say was the last thing that made him give you "the look"?
Me: My driving.....we have issues here!
Him: Being a smart ass
2. What part of his body does he talk about the most?
Me: His belly!
Him: Arms/tattoos (yea he does talk about his arms and tats too)
3. If you could burn one thing of his and not get in trouble, what would it be?
Me: His cigarettes. I really wish he would quit! UGH I kinda like him and want to keep him around
4. What shape would he say best describes your ass? A) apple, B) pear, C) pancake, D) never noticed....too distracted
Me: B) pear
Him: A) apple
5. Nothing makes her brattier than......
Me: PMS sometimes I can't stand to be around myself!
Him: When she doesn't get her way (ouch.......he's right!)
6. If my family knew we were in a spanking relationship they would be A) mortified, B) be intrigued and ask questions, C) high five Him and tell him it's about time!
Me: I don't have any family and I don't like his....but his would be absolutely A) mortified. His friends would probably give him a high five and tell him finally!!!
Him: A) mortified
7. When my husband does _________, I wish I could spank my mother in law.
Me: Gives in and doesn't stick to his guns.....she's the exact same way!
Him: Acts like an ass
8. When having sex my husbands theme song should be A) I will Survive, B) Dancing with myself, C) Wake me up before you go go, D) Shook me all night long
Me: If I had to pick from this list I would pick D) Shook me all night long. But if I could pick my own song it would be Bump and Grind from R. Kelly HAHA!
Him: D) Shook me all night long
9. If _________ was an Olympic sport, my husband would win the gold.
Me: The quickest shower
Him: I don't know, being a good husband? (he is a GREAT husband)
10. Two words that best describe my husband are _________ and _________.
Me: Amazing and Faithfull
Him: Loving and Romantic (these are very true too!)
11. Two words that sum up my wife are _________ and ____________.
Me: crazy and talkative
Him: bratty and smartass (blushing hehehe)
12. What's your wife's theme song?
Me: Hard to Love by Lee Brice. I'm always telling him I'm hard to love but he makes it look so easy
Him: Blurry by Puddle of Mudd.....not all of the lyrics
13. Even before TTWD, I wanted to spank my wife when she did ___________
Me: wouldn't stop talking when it was time to leave
Him: acted like a brat (hmmmm I'm starting to see a pattern here)
14. Never in my wildest dreams did I ever think that I would spank my wife with __________
Me: His hand! We just started spanking (we did it once) and it's still really awkward
Him: my hand
15. My wife is so adorable when she _____________
Me: sings in the car
Him: sings in the car (I almost cried when I read this. I was shocked that he came up with the same exact answer I did)
16. Often when I give my wife "the look", I'm really thinking __________
Me: If she doesn't shut the hell up........
Him: I'm about to beat her ass
17. Besides her ass, my wife's greatest asset is __________
18. If you knew you wouldn't get caught, where is the one place that you would like to have sex?
Me: the Red Room of Pain!!! LOL j/k I guess I would have to say somewhere I could be as loud as I wanted to be!!!
Him: the beach
19. What is the first thing that attracted you to her?
Me: my ass! I don't think we ever planned on being together.....we were just gonna have fun
Him: Her personality
Hope you had fun reading these. I know we had fun answering them.
Dominic & Subrina <3